Somebody.. please.. get me out of here!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
This last weekend I did something for only the second time in my life, which I wish I had never done even once. I went to a bar in my home town. Some of you may not think this is a bad thing, until you realize that my home town was never a place I really felt like I fit in and that there are ant hills with greater populations than my home town. But, my brother is going through a bad breakup, so we went out to find him someone to hit on and more importantly toss back a few bottles. Here are the things I saw that I cannot unsee:
1) A all male band who plays ok, but can't carry a tune in a tune carrying bucket. Their first song of the evening was "Proud Marry." I especially LOVED the do do do do part where one of them was off key and the drums sped up.
2) I got to stand up against my brother's masculine ass-ness in a bar where HE not I had friends. That is always special.
3) I managed to see just about everyone I know from HS whom I am not sure graduated.
4) I may have hit on a guy in a small town bar - unintentionally - and trust me I didn't want to. Can we say "awkward?"
5) My brother spread eagle, passed out, on the floor level cot thing at grandma's so as to keep his bed from spinning.
6) My cousin's wife's wired pink top on the floor in what was to be MY bedroom.
All in all.. I did manage to have fun though!
posted by ZEUS @ 4:20 PM,
